The Energy Diagnosis
Welcome to The Energy Diagnosis (name might change in near future) [PINNED]
Welcome to the energy diagnosis. me and my friend rowen REALLY like energy drinks and decided to make our own little blog to post our thoughts about new and old energy drinks. all of these are opinions, if you dont like them well too bad idk. anyways, im going to upload a few posts to get this started!
Monster Ultra: Red White & Blue Razz 7/10 (Juno)
This monster is pretty good! it reminds me of the mystery laffy taffy flavor. very nice & soft flavor. its a pretty decent flavor, it also reminds me of a less sweet ghost.
7/10
Venom Energy: Fruit Punch 8/10 (Juno)
Wow!, something other than monster. This drink kinda suprised me! it reminds me of a less sweet pipeline punch with a more natural fruit taste. i REALLY enjoy this flavor! The sweetness and the pure fruit flavor is not too "pushy" and tastes amazing. it leaves a slight fruity after taste that goes away in a minute or so, so its not a issue. im looking forward to trying more venom energy drinks in the future!
8/10, Pretty Fucking Good!
Monster Juice: Viking Berry 3.7/10 (Juno)
This monster reminds me of glorified cough medicine. This drink has its primary taste being mixed berry, but is smooth enough to be cough medicine. It also leaves a weird after taste that makes you want to get a swig of water after drinking the monster. Just tastes like mixed berry flavored cough medicine
3.7/10, wouldnt drink again, but still better than the tea.
ps. makes you want to piss after 3 sips
Monster Juice: Bad Apple 7/10 (Juno)
Imagine apple juice but make you more awake. I really like apple juice and any fruit juice for the matter, so this is a good choice for people who like apples or some shit.
7/10
Monster Ultra: Punk Punch 10/10 (Juno)
I LOVE THIS ONE SO FUCKING MUCH. This energy drink isn't your traditional punch. Unlike the pacific punch or pipeline punch, it tastes like a less sweet pacific punch but with a citrusy tang to it, its my favorite flavor OAT and will stay unless somehow monster releases something better!
10/10, bravo...
Monster Juice: Pacific Punch 9/10 (Juno)
Pacific punch is a twist on normal fruit punch flavored energy drinks. It is less sweet and has a really wide flavor profile compared to others. some people don't like it, but i REALLY do enjoy this energy drink. i do find the slogan on it quite funny. "Unleash The Salty Beast!", it sounds VERY sexual lol.
9/10
Monster Energy + Strawberry Shot 8/10 (Juno)
Ohh man how i like this monster. This energy drink has that same taste as the normal monster but with a touch of strawberry. It reminds me a lot of dirty soda in a way. I really enjoy do enjoy this flavor and recommend it to anyone that is looking for a good energy drink to try out!
8/10
Monster Rehab: Wild Berry Tea 2/10 (Juno)
I have some weird thoughts about it, initially it tastes like a tart berry tea at first (which I somewhat enjoy), but after you take a few sips, it leaves a weird after taste which is fucking disgusting and reminds me of cranberry juice. Overall initial thoughts were good, but lessened the more i drank.
2/10